btvs rewatch x 1.12 prophecy girl

Angel: I know this is hard.
Buffy: What do you know about this? You’re never gonna die!
Angel: You think I want anything to happen to you? Do you think I could stand it? We just gotta figure out a way…
Buffy: I already did. I quit, remember? Pay attention!
Giles: Buffy, if the Master rises…
Buffy: I don’t care! I don’t care. Giles, I’m sixteen years old. I don’t wanna die.

“I walk, I talk, I shop, I sneeze. I’m gonna be a fireman when the flood rolls back.”

(Source: beetlefruit)

btvs rewatch x 1.10 nightmares

Master: So! This is the Slayer! You’re prettier than the last one.
Buffy: This isn’t real. Y-you can’t be free!
Master: You still don’t understand, do you? I am free because you fear it. Because you fear it, the world is crumbling. Your nightmares are made flesh. You have little Billy to thank for that.
Buffy: This is a dream.
Master: A dream is a wish your heart makes. This is real life. Come on, Slayer! What are you afraid of?

btvs rewatch x 1.09 the puppet show

Snyder: Kids today need discipline. That’s an unpopular word these days, ‘discipline’. I know Principal Flutie would have said, ‘Kids need understanding. Kids are human beings.’ That’s the kind of woolly-headed, liberal thinking that leads to being eaten.

btvs rewatch x 1.08 i robot, you jane

Giles: Um, thank you for coming. Uh, I need your help. But before that, um, I need you to believe something that, um, you may not want to. Uh, there’s, uh… something’s got into the, um… i-i-inside, um… There’s a demon in the Internet.
Ms. Calendar: I know.

btvs rewatch x 1.07 angel

Darla: Nice! You’re living above ground, like one of them. You and your new friend are attacking us, like one of them. But guess what, precious. You’re not one of them. Are you?
Angel: No. But I’m not exactly one of you either.

btvs rewatch x 1.06 the pack

Giles: It’s devastating. He’s turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Course, you’ll have to kill him.
Buffy: Giles, I’m serious.
Giles: So am I. Except for the part about killing him. Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons. He will, however, get over it.
Buffy: I cannot believe that you, of all people, are trying to Scully me. There is something supernatural at work here. Get your books! Look stuff up!

btvs rewatch x 1.05 never kill a boy on the first date

Buffy: Well, we’ll be ready whenever it is.
Giles: Which is tonight.
Buffy: Tonight, okay… Not okay! It can’t be tonight!
Giles: My calculations are precise.
Buffy: Nuh! They’re bad calculations! Bad!
Willow: Buffy has a really important date.
Buffy: Owen!
Giles: Alright, I-I’ll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.

btvs rewatch x 1.04 teacher’s pet

Buffy: Fork Guy doesn’t do heads.
Giles: Not historically.
Buffy: And Dr. Gregory’s blood wasn’t drained.
Xander: So there’s something else out there? Besides Silverwareman? Oh, this is fun, we’re on Monster Island.

btvs rewatch x 1.03 the witch

Giles: Uh, let me make sure I have this right. This witch is casting horrible and disfiguring spells so that she can become a cheerleader?
Buffy: I think you’re underestimating the amount of pressure a parent can lay on you. If you’re not a picture perfect carbon copy they tend to wig.